where I have been the last year I’ve probably been busy cleaning this up…not really ha ha.
Meet our dogs Goose (the blue pit) and Zeus (the red nose / who knows what). While we were on vacation this summer someone didn’t shut the door very well and we came home to this crazy mess. At least Goose looks a little guilty lol. Don’t worry they are still alive but we make sure the door is shut now. 🙂
Everything in Oklahoma is going well!! I’m excited to be blogging again! And can’t wait to catch up on everyone’s blogs. 🙂
I am trying to figure my iPhone out and this is not going well for me! Just stick with me and we will work it out. 🙂
My post is SUPPOSED to say that a bag even works. 🙂 and as you can see i have a lot of free time on my hands! It is supposed to be a picture. Is it there Siri? Ha ha. I love and hate you and no I do not need you to search the web for love/hate because you are the definition.
Oh, did I tell you that my husband adopted 2 new puppies? I’m sure he was afraid the kids and I would be bored since we don’t have a lot to clean up with our massive Marmaduke running around chewing on EVERYTHING. We were thinking of naming them Salt and Pepper (one has a tiny white dot on her head and the male is just black) but then my husband said something the other day that made me want to name them Dan and Roseanne. So, I give you the new un-named new members of our family…
I haven’t had much to write about lately (any time really) so I haven’t. Is this a good excuse? No, because I love writing blogs but lately my words they just don’t come out right.
The most interesting thing to happen today? I moved the recliner and found ds games, a dog toy, and my cats mouse (play mouse or it could have been very interesting).
The school year has started and I have discovered third grade is tough. I have to figure out problems to help my son. The days of counting on my fingers are now gone and it makes me sad for his sake!
Our dog Blue is now a massive beast. He has an obsession with eating pillows or anything really. He makes me angry at least five times a day. He chews on wooden chair legs.
He chews on my poor Trixie girl. He chews on my cat. And apparently he has tried chewing on the ups man because now I have to meet him to get my packages.
He has (for now) all his man bits. My youngest said just the other day how Blues guts hang out everywhere. When he lays down on the porch his guts lay beside him lol (we are talking scrotum bits if you haven’t caught my meaning). And I’m so glad my youngest calls them guts! My oldest probably wouldn’t have used the same words to explain.
My pet peeve for the day is my cat and his play mice. He plays fetch like a dog and every time I vacuum I throw his mice out of my way and when I turn around they are back in my way. I tried putting them in a bag on the counter and somehow the bag had a hole eaten thru and all mice were rescued from what I assume he thinks suffocation lol.
Oh the life I lead…
It was my brother in laws birthday was this week and I found the most awesome present ever. I read the reviews on Amazon and it made me laugh so hard. He received it yesterday and said it is pretty funny. I’m patting myself on the back for this one.
My oldest son was cracking me up yesterday. He was giving advice to my youngest on how to get the “ladies”. I think he will be a ladies man a lot sooner than I would like him to be. He told me a few nights ago that one of the reasons he loves me so much is because I am so smart. I told him thank you (and this is where the man comes out in him) and he says to me, “Yeah, when I can’t find my shoes you always seem to know where to find them,” and he’s 9 so that is a pretty awesome compliment if you ask me.
Just a few days ago I got to have a proud moment when he held the door open for a little lady and her daughter (I assume it was because of the little girl) but you just never see polite kids anymore. I’ve had kids let the door slam in my face while carrying groceries or something similar so it made me proud to see him open the door for someone even if he still uses his fork like a shovel sometimes (it’s a work in progress).
Now, the youngest needs a lot more work. We were looking at campers a while back and the salesman was just going on and on about them and Shooter announces really loudly, “Wait for it…Waaaiiitt for it,” and just busts ass. It was so loud and gross. I know that we should have said something and we did …in between a giggle here or there. The salesman never skipped a beat. He just went on trying to sale campers.
Her neck is not usually this fat.
My poor baby Trixie must have been bitten by a snake. She wouldn’t pose for me (no lady likes having a double chin in a picture and this chin hangs to the floor).
My son had a baseball tournament a few weeks ago (baseball is pretty much 85% of my life right now). Of course there are like 10 other teams there from the surrounding area and what do I do? O I fall on my ass. It’s okay though it happens a lot. My mom and I just laughed and laughed and I got to thinking about it (after laughing about it with my husband also) and I have taken a lot of “trips” in my lifetime. I took a trip down some cement steps in England, I took a trip down a step in Coyote Ugly in Memphis (I blame that on the alcohol and being one of the worse bars I have ever been in), walking to an overlook at the Rocky Mountains in Colorado, Las Vegas, well you get the point. Am I the only one who has all these stories about falling on my ass? Thank God I can laugh about them or I would have a serious complex! 🙂 Sometime, I will share with you my favorite “Sara no “H” accidents”. I have some good ones to tell.
Well, I guess I will quit rambling …For now.. 🙂
So, Spring time is a crazy season for me. There are weddings, showers, baseball, tball, riding in the mountains, end of school..you know all the fun stuff crammed into just a matter of a few weeks. I haven’t forgotten about my blog and I will have a lot of reading to do when I finally do catch up but I will be back. Oh yes I will. 🙂 I already have my next blog planned out in my mind and it has to do with taking trips. A lot of them… ;).
Hope everyone is well!
Any time someone calls me names and I’ve been called a lot of names. It is like this sign is mocking me every time I take the kids to school and no matter how many times the kids see this sign they have to point it out..
It cracks me up. How hard could it be to take a sign down for a dip in the road that isn’t even there anymore?
I went to my parents today to get my dog and the county was mowing the side of the road. I can’t believe they are actually mowing. I’m glad they are but don’t look at me like I’m throwing your whole day off when I have to go around you. I drive a small car. Could you move slightly over so I don’t have to four wheel my car thru a ditch?
I also had to buy two new tires today. I got them at Walmart because they had them in stock. They were $78 each and my total came to $215. Yes, you do the math on that. I didn’t realize new tires didn’t come with valve stems.
I’m done complaining for the moment. I am so ready for my 2 days in Memphis this weekend. My Kindle may have died this week but I’m looking forward to rereading some books (yes actual books) so that I can finally read the last in the series.
Hope everyone is having a better week than I am. 🙂
Happy New Years everyone! I haven’t posted anything in a while..celebrating the holidays right and all that mwhahahaha (that is my evil laugh). I hope that everyone had a good one. Anyone make any resolutions? Has anyone ever kept any? I don’t think I have ever made a resolution (or made an honest effort at one).
Did I mention that yesterday I watched a lot of hilarious movies and had chinese food? Awesome. Just awesome.