I went out and this girls credit card wouldn’t work at the bar so I paid her tab? I do. She said I would be blessed and good things would come my way. I would have felt better about her blessing if she weren’t so intoxicated. She did try to give me her Lady Gaga ring but my friend said it would be wrong if I took it so I let her slide. She was a nice crazy drunk lady. I just wonder how she got home and more importantly how did she get something to eat?